Snap! Crackle! Pop!

April 8, 2009 at 9:29 PM 1 comment

It’s 1:30 in the morning, and you’re trying to sneak down hallway into your room after having a random telephone conversation involving jellybeans. You’re perfectly quiet, with feet as silent as a cat’s padded foot.

You raise your foot for another step. Then suddenly: “Pop!”

You wince at the disturbance of the peace, and hope that no one in the house has heard it.

Moving on, “Crackle!” This time, you not only hear it, but you feel it too. It’s coming from your foot, which you haven’t oiled, lotioned, or pedicured ever since you were born. Now the bones are making like Rice Krispies had betraying your position to the monsters under your bed. Must have been that glass of milk you chugged as part of your midnight snack.

Happy feet, much?


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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. huh?  |  April 9, 2009 at 11:05 AM

    so what happened?


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