Fit for the Gods

February 16, 2009 at 4:23 PM 6 comments

There are those who say that green is better,
And stay away from things that might have moved.
Some say it’s a religious matter,
That their abstinence cannot be behooved.

Learned men say green is healthier for you,
And that red will give you a heart-attack.
All these would rather eat soy beans in lieu,
Than enjoy Zeus’s most favorite snack.

A food fit for the gods; is that not beef?
Done rare, done well, done burnt matters not.
One is what one eats, so feel I relief.
Better a cow than a plant in a pot.

Ev’rything in moderation, they say.
But the more beef the merrier my day.

A sonnet for English. Written literally for your benefit.


Entry filed under: Food, School.

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6 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Yeena(:  |  February 16, 2009 at 9:03 PM

    how typical of you to write a sonnet to meat -.-;

  • 2. Sucks shit  |  February 17, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    Beef is like a sun.
    Radiating fat all over.
    King Arthur had a bird
    Crossing the river was it.

    Nostradomus quatrain. Written literally for you benefit.

  • 3. Classics 2  |  February 17, 2009 at 7:25 PM

    The sun rises in the east,
    but falls in the west.
    Beef rises to your mouth
    but falls through a hole.

  • 4. Classics 3  |  February 17, 2009 at 7:26 PM

    Arthur sees a cow.
    He gives his brownie to the cow.
    The cow eats the brownie
    And produces chocolate milk.

  • 5. paulynn  |  February 19, 2009 at 6:46 PM

    ROFL okay so like now that i reread it i’m getting it HAHA i hafta write a sonnet too D:
    but aren’t sonnets suppose to be 10 lines?
    with umm like 2 quatrains and 1 couplet?

  • 6. espanol  |  February 19, 2009 at 10:27 PM

    pues me gusta los imagenes pero es demasiado fuerte, si? y todos no deban usar este consejo porque el mundo tiene mas comidas que benefician la salud de todos.


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