Incompatible Gifts

December 27, 2008 at 6:22 PM 1 comment

This year’s Christmas booty includes a Bluetooth wireless headset from my uncle, perfect for a mobile phone. Problem is, I don’t have any mobile phone. My uncle then said I could use it with a PlayStation 3. I don’t have that either. For that matter, I don’t have anything Bluetooth compatible. So I suppose my parents, who do happen to have a cell phone, will get to use the device. Or not, since they’re always mentioning radiation and brain tumors and all that nonsense. Or I could simply walk around with the thing stuck in my ear with blue LED glowing and looking like an important business man.

Also, thanks to my many relatives for your red envelopes and assorted gifts, like toothpaste and mattress stockings. And special thanks to the uncle who got me the Stratego set. So far, I’ve won 2 out of 3 games against my brother.

On other notes, I’ve more or less wasted the first week of my happy holidays, playing mindless games, falling sick, and doing everything short of meaningful. Now I get to cram for my Mists of Avalon, Shakespeare project, and absorb an entire unit of AP Biology.

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  • 1. Bill of the Future  |  December 28, 2008 at 7:19 PM

    Cell phones are so obselete. Which dumbo created the cell phone during the great pager and walkie talkie era?

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