Religious Excuses

May 24, 2008 at 5:32 AM 1 comment

I did say I was going to write something about “those silly monkeys jumping up and down shouting ‘Allah akbar!'”, didn’t I? Well, thanks to a local screening of Invisible Children*, here it is. Only try really hard to resist causing more acts of death and destruction after reading this.

Just because I made fun of Islamic militants doesn’t mean you other radical theists** get away, too. You’re all part of the problem. The Crusades. The Holocaust. I’m pretty sure the Islamic people didn’t start the problems. I can’t remember exactly, but I’m also pretty sure the Ten Commandments included something along the lines of don’t kill, which Common Sense also tells you to do.

Waging a war because some God(s) (which for purposes of this post represents all spiritual figures and does not exist) told you to is just ridiculous. I’ve heard of strict obedience, but attempting to overthrow a government, as corrupt and pathetic as it may be because a voice in your head (who is most likely not your conscience are most certainly not your higher being of choice) suggested it is plain stupid. What if God told you to jump off a cliff? Well, I suppose some of you might. There is a reason why they call you ‘extremists’.

This is exactly what happened to a deranged lunatic named Alice Lakwena, and for the last two decades, an unseen war has been waging in Uganda between the government and the Lord’s Resistance Army. Children have been kidnapped by this terrorist group and are forced to either learn how to shoot a gun or be shot with one.

Maybe it’s the government’s fault, but your crusade isn’t helping any. All you’re doing is adding to the instability of your region and helping your already weak government doing a worse job of fixing it’s many problems. If you took the money that you were wasting on junk food such as guns and bombs and gave it to a more noble cause, the world would be a much better place.

Luckily, the story of the Invisible Children has a happy ending. The conflict has become less transparent to the world, and there has been peace for several years and hope for a bloodless solution. Maybe you could all take a lesson from them and put that Holy Sword you were planning to smite the Infidels with down or place that highly fashionable C4 down vest from Abercrombie and Fitch back in the closet.

Religion is inefficient. De-convert today!

*Moufflets is not associated with Invisible Children or its affiliates in any way, shape, or form.
**All theists negatively referred to in this blog have declared Holy War of some sort or another or have used violence in the name of their imagined higher being. Moufflets does not establish that all theists are ill-hearted people in general, and apologizes and asks to be notified if it has done so.

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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. Christine  |  June 7, 2008 at 1:56 AM

    so worldly. so i guess you were talking about something else earlier. so tired. i want udon from my mom D:
    but i totally shouldn’t be talking about food around the invisible children. anyway…i don’t think you should bash religion. not everybody believes in it because of efficiency…

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